PM Silvio Berlusconi is cheering up the masses here in Piazza del Duomo in Milan. The yelling supporters of his party "Forza Italia". I am listening to him rambling about communism right now, now that he finished the couple of jokes he opened with.
As I listen to him aired from radioradicale.it, I realize I cannot stand his voice anymore, which is strange because I always had at least one good laugh out of it. I guess my subconscious is just not prepared to the idea he might win again and make a mess of this country for five more years.
So, only to better be prepared, I write down my memo in 7 points of what to do straight after his victory.

1) join "Forza Italia"

2) turn self into vacuum parts dealer

3) make friend with at least one mafioso neighbor

4) buy Television

5) buy gun to defend own property

6) talk more about freedom and less about books

7) sell own books to buy tuxedo

Ah, Now I feel I am better prepared.