tench'iu fella,

bat'de scai is grei end blu tudei,
mi biing older nau

tudei aiem no'teppi bud,

cos de scai is mor grei
end les blu

ai no, is stupid
forghiv mi bicos ai uanta bi
iongher, so iang enaf,

to bi pischèl¹ foreve,
uic'is not dat fan ider.

(Don't worry if you don't get it. It's just a macaronic thing dedicated to those out there who do not enjoy that we write in english being italian. And to ourselves. And to all of you unlucky enough to know)

_{1. pischèl, pischello: naive youngster}