December 27th 2005 Overheard in Milan: he knows where's getting at >
the girl: good evening!
the old man: what, good evening? It isn't afternoon yet.
girl: I know, it's for the dark hall--
old man: you're not that right, right?
girl: why, I just--
old man: You should have your prostate checked.
girl: I don't have a prostate.
old man: I can lend you mine.
-- my condo's entrance hall, Milan